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Band
Vaginal Carnage
Title
Dildo Detention
Type
LP/EP
Company
No Escape
YOR
2002
Style
Death
4/29/2003 - Review by: Nate Turpin
Vaginal Carnage - Dildo Detention - reviewed by: Souldestroyer

Track Listing
1. Gang bang busimess man
2. Baby crusher
3. Chaps with flaps
4. On the brasko
5. Brutal sensation
6. My nuts are nuggets
7. Is this ya slut
8. Dildo detention
9. Slab of sluts
10. Mad mullet cunt
11. Shit in my mouth

Well here we have another gorepornogrind band.

At first listen this reminds me of Anal Blast. But nope, after further investigation these guys have alot more talent. Correctly titled "sewergoregrind", this MCD is filled with all kinds of hilarious and sickening samples.

Just imagine Waco Jesus with all the crunch and speed it up 10 times. The cover artwork is also very vomiting induced. And with any band that seeks this kind of extreme metal they are going to be lacking in any kind of fan base, which is depressing since alot of bands of this ilk are very talented.

7 out of 10 (gave the 7 because they used a sample of Dr. Dre while somebody in the foreground was peeing)


Souldestroyer 4.30.03

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    N/A :AVE RATING

ALL REVIEWS FOR: VAGINAL CARNAGE
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DOR
COMPANY
REVIEWER DATE MADE RATING
Dildo Detention
2002
No Escape
Nate Turpin4/29/2003
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