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Band
Dephosphorus
Title
Impossible Orbits
Type
LP/EP
Company
SelfMadeGod
YOR
2017
Style
Heavy/Extreme
7/20/2017 - Review by: Greg Watson
Album that really doesn't deliver much of anything new
Dephosphorus, who call their brand of grindcore "astrogrind", have released a new album entitled 'Impossible Orbits'. What this new album has is some catchy adoration of the original wave of grindcore with really weird, off-rhythm vocals. What the album doesn't have is any new direction or sound. This album sounds like the band's prior efforts and even though the tracks rarely exceed 3 minutes in length, grinds on your nerves after a while. In small doses it is a fun listen but not one you'll want to play from start to finish.
PERSONAL BREAKDOWN:

ENJOYMENT
2.5
MUSIC
2.5
VOCALS
3
PRODUCTION
3
ARTWORK
2
LYRICS
1.5


  • 1 :REVIEW COUNT
    3 :AVE RATING

ALL REVIEWS FOR: DEPHOSPHORUS
TITLE
DOR
COMPANY
REVIEWER DATE MADE RATING
Impossible Orbits
2017
SelfMadeGod
Greg Watson7/20/2017
3

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