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Band
Joe Satriani
Title
Black Swans And Wormhole Wizards
Type
LP/EP
Company
Epic Records
YOR
2010
Style
Hard Rock
10/5/2010 5:08:31 PM - Review by: Chris Kincaid
Guitar God Joe Satriani is back with his 13th studio album. It's classic Satch as he digs into his bag of tricks dishing out riffs that give songs a clear cut touch of Rock stamped on them. Such as standouts like 'Premonition', 'Pyrrhic Victoria', 'Wormhole Wizards' and 'Light Years Away' with it's opening keyboards bubbling under the surface before going into a full on ZZ Top like groove. Even if like on previous releases he makes a point of combining elements from other genres of music such as Blues like on the reflective and beautiful 'Littleworth Lane'. Not as breathtaking as his earlier efforts but still just as impressive.
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    3.5 :AVE RATING

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Black Swans And Wormhole Wizards
2010
Epic Records
Chris Kincaid10/5/2010
3.5

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