Have you ever spotted a black metal band member and thought to yourself, "Wow, he
is really the poster boy for that genre"? So many times an entire sub-genre of metal
seems to sport the same type of look or theme. We thought it would be cool to list some
various sub-genres and show you the correct equation needed to fit into that category.
Take a look and remember to smile!
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= Long Flower Dress + Large Cross Pendant + Muddy Shoes |
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= Illegible Logo + "Lord Of The Rings" Character
Name + K.I.S.S Paint |
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= Long Red Hair + Laced Reebok Hightops + Sweatpants |
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= Monk Robe + Afro + Large Cross Pendant |
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= Spandex + Aquanet + Poofed Hair + Rehab Court Order |
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= Night-Gown Coats + 1 Female + 1 Finland Native |
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= Polo Shirt + Khaki Pants |
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= Long Hair + Hairy Chest + Waxed Eyebrows + Snakeskin Guitar
Strap + Night-Gown Coat |
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= Black Tee + Short Hair + Inaudible Verses + English Chorus'
+ Constipated Solos |
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= Button-Up Polo + Jeans + Horn Rimmed Glasses |
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= Night-Gown Coat + Knee-High Black Boots + Bowel Movement
Expressions |
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= Bad Haircuts + Thick Accents + Bad Teeth |
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= Leather Jacket + Long Brushed Hair + Spandex + D&D
Reference Book |
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= Juilliard Degrees + Coiffed perms + Frilly Shirts + Sci-fi
Themes |
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= Air Conditioned Jeans + Cigarette + Aquanet + Rehab Resume |
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= Slayer Tee + Unlaced Reebok Hightops + Body Odor + Denim
Jacket |
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= Bellbottom Pants + Long Sideburns + Mary Jane |
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= Night-Gown Coat + Knee-High Black Boots |
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= Long Red Hair + Unlaced Reebok Hightops + Denim Jacket With
Bright Backpatch |
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= Bald Head + Leather Jacket + Crotch Rocket + All V words
pronounced as W words (Wictory!!) |
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= Black Leather + Spikes + Long Red Hair + Body Odor + Rural
Outpost |
