Have you ever spotted a black metal band member and thought to yourself, "Wow, he
is really the poster boy for that genre"? So many times an entire sub-genre of metal
seems to sport the same type of look or theme. We thought it would be cool to list some
various sub-genres and show you the correct equation needed to fit into that category.
Take a look and remember to smile!
  
    |  | = Long Flower Dress + Large Cross Pendant + Muddy Shoes | 
  
    |  | = Illegible Logo + "Lord Of The Rings" Character
    Name + K.I.S.S Paint | 
  
    |  | = Long Red Hair + Laced Reebok Hightops + Sweatpants | 
  
    |  | = Monk Robe + Afro + Large Cross Pendant | 
  
    |  | = Spandex + Aquanet + Poofed Hair + Rehab Court Order | 
  
    |  | = Night-Gown Coats + 1 Female + 1 Finland Native | 
  
    |  | = Polo Shirt + Khaki Pants | 
  
    |  | = Long Hair + Hairy Chest + Waxed Eyebrows + Snakeskin Guitar
    Strap + Night-Gown Coat | 
  
    |  | = Black Tee + Short Hair + Inaudible Verses + English Chorus'
    + Constipated Solos | 
  
    |  | = Button-Up Polo + Jeans + Horn Rimmed Glasses | 
  
    |  | = Night-Gown Coat + Knee-High Black Boots + Bowel Movement
    Expressions | 
  
    |  | = Bad Haircuts + Thick Accents + Bad Teeth | 
  
    |  | = Leather Jacket + Long Brushed Hair + Spandex + D&D
    Reference Book | 
  
    |  | = Juilliard Degrees + Coiffed perms + Frilly Shirts + Sci-fi
    Themes | 
  
    |  | = Air Conditioned Jeans + Cigarette + Aquanet + Rehab Resume | 
  
    |  | = Slayer Tee + Unlaced Reebok Hightops + Body Odor + Denim
    Jacket | 
  
    |  | = Bellbottom Pants + Long Sideburns + Mary Jane | 
  
    |  | = Night-Gown Coat + Knee-High Black Boots | 
  
    |  | = Long Red Hair + Unlaced Reebok Hightops + Denim Jacket With
    Bright Backpatch | 
  
    |  | = Bald Head + Leather Jacket + Crotch Rocket + All V words
    pronounced as W words (Wictory!!) | 
  
    |  | = Black Leather + Spikes + Long Red Hair + Body Odor + Rural
    Outpost |