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KIDZ THRASH - Metal For Kidz
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Make your life a little bleaker with the all-new Kidz Thrash II
The Kidz Thrash series features kid-friendly versions of your favorite classic and modern
molten metal masterpieces.
 Vol. II features:
Angel of Death
Suicide Solution
Enter Sandman
Shout At The Devil
Number of the Beast
See You In Hell
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Lord Abortion
Hammer Smashed Face
We're Not Gonna Take It
Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
Lost in the Mall
Red Light, Death Light
Tonsilitus & Headlice
Running With Scissors
School Bus Disaster
Hell in the Land of Oz
Fingerpaint With Blood
Caught in the Monkeybars
Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll (9 months later, here I am)
Dissecting and Dismembering Mrs. Robinson
Order now and get the original Kidz Thrash free:
Vol. I features:
Dig
Sickness
Lick It Up
Holy Diver
Creeping Death
I Am The Law
Cemetary Gates
Motorpenis
Stinkfist
More Human Than Human
Blackwind, Fire and Steel
Kick The Cat
Armed Tantrum
Skip To My Grave
Barney's Beheading
Koolaid Runs Red
Dodgeballs To The Wall
Pin the Tail on Satan
Jesus Built My Bigwheel
Dying Kindergarten Teacher
We Die Young
Great for settling down your screaming newborn for a night of peaceful slumber.
Don't leave the young ones out! The Kids Thrash series is sure to be stuck in your CD
player all Summer!
Customers interested in Kidz Thrash also liked:
Kidz Mosh
Kidz Doom
Kidz Grind
Kidz Gore
Kidz Prog
Nu Kidz
Nihilism - The Spoken Truth
Stryper - To Hell With The Devil
Slaughter - Stick It To Ya
Metallica - St. Anger
Spotlight Reviews
Reviewer: Stevie from Moms computer.
i luv kidz bop it rulez and the other cds that my sister has SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
1/2 Reviewer: Lord Zargath from Hell's Circle #7.
Brothers of Steel you got to sensitize and evolutionize the correctification of
sanctuation. If you just try to peptobizmilize the governmentizalation of the situation
per say...only then are we truly free. Kidz Thrash don't condone that type of behavior or
slanderization duplication sophistication. It immoralizes the postiveitization of the
conflictilizing revelation.
Reviewer: G Money Koolaid from Da LBC.
Chiggety Check it yo. It's O G Money time yaaaaalllllll. What's up all my peeps? I'z back
aguen an' I noed you couldn't hol' up until my next review. Dis CD has shown many
different personalities... from de hardco ho we likes to see... to some uptight no skin
showin biatch. 'doe I gotta say, de uptight no skin showin biatch wuz pretty sexy too! You
want my python in you ho? huh? huh? Sometimes I think dis might be one uh those ho's dat
jus be too dam loud. All yellin an' sheeit. You just wanna be like shut up, foo! Sheeit!
But overall I think dis be de dominant, hardco stit some uh us be lookin fuh in our
evrayday gangsta lives. It be havin supasized large coconuts.
Dats my mothuh fukin OG Judgement an' if you ain't likes it... TOO DIZM BAD SUCKAAAS!!!
Sheeit don't make me pull mah gat!
Reviewer: Donna Jo Russell from Pussyhump, WV.
God, this music has an instantly hypnotic impact on any child in earshot. The opening
strains of any Kidz tune immediately quiets the most restless members of the twins'
playgroup, as if a subsonic chord added in the studio has activated a reptilian part of
the brain that atrophies away before adolescence. Queue up "Cemetary Gates" and
watch the most rambunctious pack of budding anarchists cohere into a docile, glassy-eyed
choir, singing tunelessly along with the chorus. We now have three copies of this
remarkable sonic sedative - one for the home, one for the car, and one tucked away with a
portable CD player in Mrs. Russell's purse. Some prefer the original CD version of
Kidz Bop, still available in some places, which I believe that songs were purged due
largely to the optimistic nature of their subject matter (e.g. "I Love It Loud"
and "Peace Sells"). All told the single-CD version is a better choice for
parents on a budget, or for those merely wishing to forestall the inevitable day when
their children start singing odes to controlled substances and the like.
Product Details
Audio CD (July 1, 2003)
Number of Discs: 1
Label: Squeeze My Lemon Records
ASIN: B66605BJ69
Average Customer Review: *** 1/2 Based on 63 reviews.
Popular in: Sweden/Norway/Canada
Rated: I for Immature like the creators of this parody.
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