F E A T U R E

A Child's Perspective on Van Halen: An Accidental Interview
8/24/2012 2:52:26 PM by Jonah Haze




We happenstanced upon a trio of lil local beach boys, two brothers, 10 and 11 with a buddy 10 years old. After a visual lock on one of them sporting a Van Halen 2012 tour shirt and with the jungle produced clicking sound of the Predator I baited the little Spicoli's attention. For purposes of anonymity and the fact I don't remember his name, we will now refer to this young-ling as "Junior"...

As I advanced in for the kill he was halfway blinded by the sun so he wasn't sure if I was a Van Halen roadie or a park employee. I jump into interview mode without even putting on the suit.

I was just talkin’ rock with the boys and it never occurred to me that the conversation would go beyond the Big Dipper line, but it did and resonated beyond. I knew I had to write this. Such youth in the wise and wise in the youth moments need to be shared.


Column Link: [Tales From the Jugular #111]



<< back >>






RANDOM ACTS OF METAL
· The Kovenant· Nightwish
· Steel Prophet· Big Dumb Face
· Regurgitate· Neck
· Narziß· Anthrax
· December· Deranged
· Twisted Tower Dire· Kalibas
· Warhorse· Seether
· Steel Attack· Advent
· Iron Maiden· Fozzy
· Mortician· Liege Lord
· Widowmaker· Brainstorm
· Byfist· The Graveyard Boulevard
· Wycked Synn· Victory
· Rob Rock· Halloween
· Murdercycle· Edguy
· DevilDriver· Lacuna Coil
· Probot· Secret Sphere
· Soul Reaper· Dew Scented
· Tesla· Volbeat
· Node· Celesty
· Construcdead· Madison Paige
· Highlord· Marillion
· Spiral Madness· House of Lords
· Ungodly· Psychotron
· Unearth· Megadeth
· Age Of Silence· I.C.E.
· Valume Nob· Tartharia
· Mine· Silent Force
· Overlorde· Blind Guardian
· Cryme· Legion
· Emerald Sun· Kings X
· Lost Soul· Requiem Aeternam
· Wolverine· Crimson Moonlight
· Antares· Oathean
· Bruce Dickinson· System Of A Down
· Gizmachi· Impiety
· Slumber· God Among Insects
· Testament· Taake
· Sebastian Bach· Frameless Scar
· Widow· A Lower Deep
· The Scourger· Loits
· Redemption· Violent Storm
· Bolt Thrower· 1349
· Shattersphere· Vinterriket
· Ghost Machinery· Thrones
· Doomfoxx· Chain Collector
· The Classic Struggle· Sinocence
· Dogs Of Winter· Khold
· Vanquished· Absu
· Early Man· Totalisti
· Katatonia· Tandjent
· Intronaut· Clawfinger
· Ampast· Candlemass
· The Sword· Bludgeon
· Hate Profile· Upon Infliction
· Michael Orlando· Vengeance
· Swashbuckle· Vicious Rumors
· Hurt· The Finals
· Isis· Audrey Horne
· Extium· Deicide
· Gaza· Handful of Hate
· Blood Tsunami· The Gathering
· Hardcore Superstar· Lost Eden
· Battered· Static-X
· Manticore· Mindgrinder
· Merciless Death· Zyklon
· Dezperadoz· Trouble
· Pantera· Textures
· Mithras· Gotthard
· Katrina Johansson· Wuthering Heights
· Ulcerate· Throneum
· Fight· Sworn Enemy
· Spheric Universe Experience· Night Ranger
· Alkemyst· Glenn Hughes
· Shining Star· Burzum
· Puscifer· Equilibrium
· Celestia· Bible Of The Devil
· Cursed· Winterfylleth
· Battleroar· Mustasch
· Uli Jon Roth· Suffocation