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Offenders of the Faith Pt. I: Metallica
12/9/2011 3:47:20 PM by Jonah Haze




Before this new Lou Reed record dropped, their sub-textual apology drowned in the tears of passion for the "best project of their career." The only contingency plan was to cry, like the soap opera queens they are, that the critics and fans just don't get it.

No. We don't get it and we are ashamed of them. After twenty years of cunning jumps over Hollywood land sharks like rock stars with fast cars, who do you think you are? Everything you ever claimed to stand against.

Well, fuck you.

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