I Wanna Scotch (Scott Hall theme)
To the music of "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister

I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)

SUSPENDED YOU SAY
BUT ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU IS I JUST KEYED YOUR NEW LIMO
I SAY "YO!"
YO! YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.

TELL ME I CAN'T DRINK
HELL, I SMOKED CRACK WITH JAKE THE SNAKE AND THE MISSING LINK
I SAY "YO!"
YO! YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.

SO IF YOU ASK ME WHY I GROPED YOUR GRANDMA'S TITTIES
THERE'S ONLY ONE THINK I CAN SAY TO YOU

I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)

THERE'S A RAZORS EDGE
IT CUTS UP MY COKE AND THEN I CRASH A RENTAL CADILLAC
I LOVE THE BLOW!
BLOW! BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, BLOW.

GIVE ME MY TOOTHPICK
I'M OOZING MACHISMO AND I'M TOO DRUNK TO MAKE THE SHOW
SO "HEY YO!"
YO! YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!

I'M IN REHAB I CAN'T DRINK NO JOHNNY WALKERS
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I WOULD RATHER DO

I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)
I WANNA SCOTCH! (SCOTCH!)