To the tune of "Paradise City" by G&R

Take me down to Baghdad City
Where the missiles are flyin and the bombs are pretty
Oh, won't you please drop the bomb.

Just a Shiite livin in the street, bowl of rice is tough to eat
My home just got bombed and my camel's in heat, camel jizz is just like slime
Please, sir, give me a dime.

Ragz to ragz and so they say, ya gotta keep runnin or you'll get slain
Used to think that this was just game, tomahawks are starting to rain
I'd rather be getting caned

Take me down to Baghdad City
Where the missiles are flyin and the bombs are pretty
Take me home (2Xs)

Strapped in the chair of Saddam's gas chamber
Why they're here I can't quite remember
Tommy Franks says Execution Three
Give me a blindfold so they can't see
And hand me my M-16

Take me down to Baghdad City
Where the missiles are flyin and the bombs are pretty
Take me home (2Xs)

Not far away

Saddam Hussein's been torn apart
Mustard gas smells like a fart
Bush said - turn him round so I can see his heart
The MOAB is on its way, it's "A Day"
Told ya you were gonna pay

Take me down to Baghdad City
Where the missiles are flyin and the bombs are pretty
Take me home (2Xs)

--Rockareemer