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The Mouths That Roared - 100 Great Metal Quotes from 2003 (76-100)

  • Sweden's Marduk on the War "We don't give a fuck! It's not our problem. Let the tanks roll..."

  • Vince Neil on touring with Motley Crue again: "Basically nobody likes each other in MÖTLEY CRÜE, so why would I put myself in that kind of position when I'm perfectly happy doing what I'm doing now?"

  • Wes Borland on file sharing: "When you download music, you are stealing directly from that person that made the song that you are downloading. And it's forcing the 'banks' (record labels) to merge with each other, becoming larger, more confused monsters that are afraid of the future, and that's a creature that I don't want to be around...The demise and collapse of everything that is still good about music. Keep it up, and you'll be able to watch it fall."

  • Bruce Dickinson on Fred Durst: Limp Bizkit are as dead as a doornail now. [Fred] couldn't write his way out of a paper bag. That new single ['Eat You Alive'] is just awful. He needs to listen to people telling him he's rubbish."

  • Gene Simmons on stuff: "I've heard people say money is the root of all evil, but of course they're nuts. Lack of money is the root of all evil...Love, unfortunately, is not the most powerful force in the universe...I'm happy to put KISS on almost anything."

  • Kirk Hammett on the lack of guitar solos on "St. Anger": "It feels like I've played a million guitar solos over the past 20 years. If they don't get a few on this album, they're gonna survive."

  • Kerry King on Metallica's MTV icon: "I knew it was going to be an MTV event and everyone was going to be sucking Metallica's dick, and it was going to be a huge snooze fest and I didn't want to be a part of it. I did watch the whole thing, I Tivo-ed it, and it took me like three or four sittings to get through it, because I couldn't stomach the whole thing. Then you see Lars grooving to the drums, doing air drums, and I'm like, 'What the fuck are you listening to, dude?'"

  • Kerry King on 'St. Anger': "I mean, I played that record twice, and that's all I am ever going to play it. I played it once, and then I had to make sure, but I just don't get it. This isn't Metallica bashing — I mean, I am holding back, trust me."

  • Steve Vai on fellow G3 guitarists Yngwie and Joe Satriani: ""Yngwie has probably the most control of the instrument in the way of chops and shredding and just sheer technical ability. Through it all, he comes up with some nice melodies occasionally, but it's staggering to just watch him and see the way he handles that instrument." "Joe has the gift of melody. He has complete control of the instrument. He's the elite of the elite."

  • My Ruin's Terrie B. on comments from an A&R guy from RCA Records: "[He said] do you have a problem with your weight? Because rock stars are supposed to be thin I'm afraid. So how much do you weigh?' And I said, 'You're fucking kidding me, right?' He says, 'I send my bands to personal trainers. To be a rock star now days you have to be thin.'"

  • Gene Simmons on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: "With all due respect to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it's a popcorn fart for us. It doesn't mean a lot because it's not really representative of the American lifestyle. It's not democratic. It certainly doesn't represent the people.

  • Vivian Campbell of Def Leppard and Dio: "The real irony of that is I actually don't like hard rock music. I know it's a strange thing to say, but I don't really care about my past contributions. Even now I still get these guys coming up to me going 'Duuuuuuuude!', giving me the DIO devil sign and yelling 'Holy Diver!!' and 'Rainbow In The Dark, whoo hoo!!' and it's cool that they remember it, but that music never mattered to me — and still doesn't."

  • Vivian Campbell on Ronnie Dio: "Oh yeah, night after night, [Ronnie] was absolutely on the money. An incredibly strong voice and within that niche genre of dungeons and dragons and rainbows and midgets... You know, the sorta old school heavy metal, he's an incredible talent. But he's an awful businessman and way more importantly, one of the vilest people in the industry."

  • Queensryche singer Geoff Tate on social structures: "I think some people exist and stay here primarily because it's all they know. I think there's definitely a select group of people who call the shots and make all the rules and enforce them and push us in the direction we're going. Once we're all aware of that and accept that that is a definitely a possibility, maybe we'll be a little happier because we'll understand how the system works. That may be the biggest problem with this country too-we don't know how it all works. We're illiterate and watching 'Jerry Springer'… what's that do for ya?"

  • Bruce Dickinson on MTV: "We just got some bad news. Not that I care about MTV, but they told us that they won't show the 'Rainmaker' video because they say that our audience is too old for MTV."

  • Jason Newsted on St. Anger: "As far as the new record's listenability [is concerned] and your desire to put it on again and listen to it over and over again like you did with 'Ride The Lightning' and 'Master Of Puppets', I don't hear it… I don't hear it. To me, they were always leaders, and on this record, they seem to be more followers."

  • James Hetfield on "St. Anger": "It's a bummer. In Europe it's doing really good, and some other places ... It is what it is. We can't change that. We do our best and that's all we can do."

  • Stratovarius guitarist Timo Tolkki: "I have my own way to lead Stratovarius and since being in this band since '84 (almost 20 years) I have had a very clear vision about the musical direction of Strato. To put it short and simple, this is my band."

  • Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul on Phil Anselmo: "...it got to the point where I didn't know which Phil was gonna show up to the gig. One night he would walk in and be a fucking animal. The next night, I'd walk backstage and he'd be lying in the corner and he'd say he was tired."

  • Devildriver frontman Dez Farafa on ex-band Coal Chamber: "[It was] a democracy where everybody ran the business together, and it just didn't work. They didn't want to go heavier and more balls out, and I did. My heart started turning black because I was doing something I wasn't happy with."

  • Gene Simmons on drug users: "I've often heard that using drugs is a cry for help. What a load of crap. If it's a cry for help, it falls on deaf ears. My suggestion to anybody who uses drugs is, it's a slow way of killing yourself, so do it the quick way. Don't torture yourself and everybody else, just go to the top of a building and get yourself out of the way. Either that, or straighten up and live right."

  • Ozzy Osbourne on sexual abuse: "I was sexually abused as a kid. Two boys used to wait for me to come home after school. They felt me and touched me. It became a regular thing on the way home from school — it seemed to go on forever. I was afraid to tell my father or mother and it completely fucked me up. When I was a kid, people didn't talk about these things like they do now. You didn't have chat shows talking about molestation. I worked it out with a therapist. But if you have a traumatic experience when you are young it does fuck you up."

  • Sharon Osbourne on Randy Rhodes: "When I talk about the early days of the love affair between Ozzy and me, I have to be honest — it wasn't just the two of us. Randy was a vital part of the tale. There was one time I was with Randy. Ozzy knows about it but has never wanted to discuss it. That's his way of dealing with it."

  • Ozzy on medication: ""I was wiped out on pills. I couldn't talk. I couldn't walk. I could barely stand up. I was lumbering about like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It got to the point where I was scared to close my eyes at night — afraid I might not wake up."

  • Justin Prager, director of music and programming for MTV and MTV2, on the revived "Headbanger's Ball": "We brought it back because there was a demand for it," Prager said. "Metal has always been here, but there seems to be a resurgence of it. The following continues to grow. Metal is the most exciting music out there right now. It seems like a faceless period for mainstream rock, but the headbangers follow every move of every band they like."


    BONUS QUOTES - SOUNDS OF WAR
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    "Without just cause of reason, without legal or moral justification, and without a thread of proof that Iraq directly threatens the security of the United States, the Bush administration has headed to war..." --Zack De La Rocha

    "Our current administration's foreign policy strikes me as being reckless, inhumane, and hopelessly out of step with the so-called 'values' it claims to defend. We, the world's only superpower, have immense capacity to ease human suffering throughout the world, yet we choose to inflict it upon those who deem a threat to our agenda of empire." --DJ Shadow

    "I really feel those guys...I really owe a lot to them for really going there to do the best and to prevent Iraq, and to keep our safety at home, and I told that to them as well." --SOULFLY frontman Max Cavalera

    "I can understand that Americans don't like to hear this cover version ("Fuck The U.S.A."), likewise the world didn't want this war for oil! It's time for Americans now to speak out against this war and not to repeat Bush's war slogans! -- DESTRUCTION bassist/vocalist Marcel Schirmer

    "I don't know if there's such a thing as pro-war, but if there is, that's me," Portnoy told Blistering.com. "I mean, nobody wants to go to war, nobody wants to see innocent people killed, but it seems to me that a lot of Americans are quickly forgetting the impact and the outcome of what happened on 9-11." --DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy

    "...people can say what they want but it won't make a difference...Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and they can say whatever they want. We were never disputing that fact. Like I said, our point was that no matter who speaks out, it wont make a difference because the Bush and Blair are working to their own agenda. They obviously don't give a fuck." --LOSTPROPHETS singer Ian Watkins

    "I pray for all of the people over in Iraq that are fighting in this war. And I pray for anyone who gets hurt or is killed in this war. I also pray for all of the American troops that are fighting this war...We have to support our country now because we are at the point of no return now. Go USA! Go freedom for Iraq!" --LIMP BIZKIT frontman Fred Durst

    "...we'd like to have the [video for the new SYSTEM OF A DOWN single] 'Boom!' . . .help change the way people think about the solution to our global problems. We want to make the idea of dropping bombs, of waging war seem as antiquated and ridiculous as it is today for an Afro-American to have to sit at the back of the bus." --SYSTEM OF A DOWN guitarist Daron Malakian

    "We would also like to take the chance to express our opinion on the war against Iraq. It is wrong and should be stopped immediately!!!" --Swedish band AMARAN

    ""How many Iraqis per gallon?" and "Somewhere in Texas, a Village is Missing an Idiot" --message scrolled across the stage at AUDIOSLAVE concert

    "...we have the best troops in the world, so I mean they're just going to go over there and crush and dominate and then they can get everybody back home...They're a bunch of candy-ass little pussies. They may start doing that whole terrorism thing, you know what I mean. That's the only thing that may get a little sticky. Aside from that, I don't see how it's going to change much." --OZZY OSBOURNE/BLACK LABEL SOCIETY guitarist Zakk Wylde

    ""The war in Iraq has begun. I am only speaking for myself, but I am for it. However, I do question the timing. We should have done this ten years ago and thereby spared the suffering of many Iraqi innocents who have died and suffered under one of history's great tyrants...On September 11 the United States woke up to the realization that defensive postures cost lives, and America would no longer wait for a disaster to happen..." --BALLISTIC mainman Tom Gattis

    "War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you...The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil — instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back." --TED NUGENT

    "I would like to add my condolences to all the American and British and yes, the Iraqi families that lost loved ones in this struggle...while the American media (the New York Times, the Washington Post and other 'respected' newspapers) routinely trounced the war effort. "My heart goes out to people who suffer. And, although 'Might makes Right' does not necessarily follow, in this case it does. Better the good guys be Mighty, than the bad guys."  --KISS bassist Gene Simmons


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